April 12.

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I robbed a Yakuza hideout today.

Sometimes I think I don't really know who I am any more.

Comments

[justasdamaged.livejournal.com]

Why would you rob someone? [brb googling what yakuza is]

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Well, gun control is very strict here, and I'm too young to buy one anyway.

[justasdamaged.livejournal.com]

Why would you need one?

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To fight the witches.

[justasdamaged.livejournal.com]

Can't the police do that? [She's thinking it's like a cult or something.]

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Only magical girls even know they exist!

[justasdamaged.livejournal.com]

Magical girls? Like the kind from television shows? My daughter Astor watches them.

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Exactly like that, I guess, except more... in real life.

[justasdamaged.livejournal.com]

But that's... don't they get attacked a lot?

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Mm...a little more than once a week, maybe? The witches don't attack us, you see, they attack regular humans, who we have to defend. Um, and then while we're defending people, they attack us. But we're not really their prey or anything.

[justasdamaged.livejournal.com]

Why does it have to be you? Can't adults become magical somehow and take care of this?

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Not according to Kyuubey. But it's all right.

[justasdamaged.livejournal.com]

Are you sure? That sounds pretty scary.